Some people are so stupid

[sillygoosegirl]

I just love how a older, wiser, more mature woman than myself can sit there and tell me and a board full of other 22-ish-year-olds how we are too young, stupid, and irresponsible to get married, and at the same time speak out of the other side of her mouth and tell us how she knows we are too young, stupid, and irresponsible to get married: because her daughter screwed up, got herself engaged, and then pregnant and dumped before the wedding. Yes, clearly all 20-23 year olds are like this woman's 17 year old daughter. I'm so glad we have older, wiser, more mature women to share their wisdom with us. This woman is clearly smarter than I am. I never would have guessed that I am destined to be exactly like her daughter... I must be really dumb. I should run out and get divorced right now (and that would be totally more funny if I was pregnant).

* Yes, I'm kidding.
** No, I'm not pregnant.
*** My husband says "sarcastic" is more apt than "kidding"
**** Incidentally, this older, wiser, more mature woman is 38... you do the math.
***** I need to find something equally mind numbing and less stupid to do when I need a break from my sewing, scrapbooking, and other projects.
****** We need to go to bed.
******* This is a lot of stars.
******** Josh is going to make it up to me tomorrow (he played natural selection all night)
********* Asking my mom to cut my hair off short caused her to ask me if I was angry at my husband, go figure.
********** Why are you still reading?
*********** This post has gone from bad
************ to worse
************* And the question of the day (getting back to the original non-point of this post) never mind, it's far too stupid of a rhetorical question to ask.
************** Hey, I just thought of something equally mind numbing and less stupid to do when I need to take a break!
*************** Snood!
**************** Except for the less stupid part
***************** well, maybe it's less stupid, that a really tough call...
****************** I'll have to sleep on that one.
******************* After I mention that there should totally be a Snood mood theme.
******************** Why did I bother spell checking such a stupid LJ entry?
********************* If you read this far, you do not deserve a cookie, you need to go to bed
********************** or go play Snood.
*********************** Go away so I can stop typing!
************************ Okay, you want to know what really set me off?
************************* Somebody posted a list of what it means to be mature,
************************** and 15 out of 15 listed items say that I am mature.
*************************** GOD DAMN IT, I REFUSE TO BE MATURE.
**************************** I will do whatever it takes
***************************** (and if you've read this far I'm sure you believe me)
****************************** Too many stupid people in high school were mature
******************************* I refuse to have anything in common with them

Comments

[lizzie.livejournal.com]

I do need to go to bed. I can't play Snood because then I'll get sucked into it for a few hours. lol

[camlost.livejournal.com]

Ok, I can play snood

[istgut.livejournal.com]

I've found that when people say, "You're too young to be married," what they really mean is "I was too young to be married."

[iainuki.livejournal.com]

This post inspired me to find and download Xbubble?

[zixi.livejournal.com]

1) Why were you being lectured at about this?
2) How short for the hair?
3) *joins you in immaturity*
4) There really should be a snood mood theme.
5) I already went to bed last night. Do I have to again?