sillygoosegirl | No, you can't ask for sheets for your wedding

Okay, so I am at the Sears website looking at making a wedding registry. They have lots of nice stuff that I can register for, but one of the things near the top of my list is a set or two of new full-sized bed sheets. However, I can't seem to find them! When I finally did a search, I came up with stuff in several categories: Tools, Kids, Electronics, Computer & Office, Kitchen, Toys & Games. Because the only type of bed sheets you would want to ask for for your wedding are crib sheets--that makes a lot or sense... it is almost like the wedding registry department is trying to undermine the baby shower registry department.

I guess it would be inappropriate to ask for sheets. That would imply that we were planning to sleep together. And that would imply that we were going to have sex. I wouldn't want to run the risk of anyone thinking that!