Olives

So while I really like the blackish purple Mediteranian olives, apparently I do not like the green Mediteranian olives. Yet I have quite a lot of them. Does anyone out there in Chicago-LJ-land like cracked green Mediteranian olives? Micah? Ariel? Ed?

Miss Barton,

I expect this will be of interest to Miss Barton:

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.