OMG OMG OMG! Stop the presses! It's a purple potatoe!

I love my CSA so much! Today, we opened the last bag of potatoes from the Winter box. They looked very dark purple on the outside. And on the inside they are purple too! A beautiful bright purple! I can hardly believe it! Purple potatoes!! Who needs genetic engineering? We already have purple potatoes! Why did nobody tell me that purple potatoes existed before? They are so cool!