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I feel like I am stripping paint off of Gabriel's trumpet.

Dear Lazyweb,

Anyone out there know how to use Access?

I'm trying to do some really basic things, like fill in values to one cell when another cell is changed (like you might do in Excel really easily), but I can't seem to make it happen... even after an embarrassingly large number of hours trying. Eventually I'd like to do this across a few tables and whatnot, maybe use some SQL stuff, but anything to get me going on the syntax and stuff would be great...