Right...

There's a reason I normally don't play computer games...

Entitlement Edition...

Is 3rd edition the "entitlement edition" of D&D?

I deserve that mithral shirt! I'm starting at 8th level, I've earned it. When I lived in my parents' campaign, I was 8th level and I had a mithral shirt--I deserve it!

An entitlement edition for the entitlement generation???