2 unrelated random thoughts

With the dark wood furniture, dark red slinky sheets, and a candlestick on each nightstand, our bedroom looks very... well, romantic isn't quite the right word. But the most romantic part of all? You can't see all the dirty laundry!

Somebody should sell LotR movie replica "Sting" swards that are guaranteed to glow blue when orcs are near, or your money back.